Mullet's Meanderings

MARY XMUS MIETTE!

2008-12-27T08:49:00.002-05:00

Mary xmus littul sister! Heerz a band cawld The Cure singing Mary Xmus Evrybudy. Thay stop fast at the end I gess cuz xmus iz over and thay dont wanna be arestid by the no-xmus poleece.

HAPY XMUS EVRYBUDY!!

2008-12-24T07:56:00.004-05:00

Hapy xmus evrybudy! Dogawn us, evrywun wun. Hav sum mooveez, hav a hole bunch. I just had a hipopotimus for lunch. Sum ar lawn sum ar short. Starbords on the right and left iz on the port.

And the last werd goze tu Bill Murray. If yu havnt seen Scrooged then dont wawch this cuz its the end part. Ok mary xmus bye.

HAPPY XMUS KAM!

2008-12-23T23:10:00.003-05:00

Jeff Goldblum iz drunk. Yu shuld get loded too cuz its xmas and thats wut peepul du. Then go driving cuz snoe makes it dubly fun! Yu can make snow raindeer with yor car and if yu hit sumwun thay can be Roodolfs noze.*

*Miller & Mullet Productions does not endorse drinking and driving. Be safe. Hide your keys and sleep over. Especially if the host is hot. And female. Even if you're female too. Especially if you're female. Then call me. -- Ed Miller

MARY XMAS FRISKEY!

2008-12-20T08:46:00.000-05:00

Steeling free turkeez iz hard. Anyway Heerz a xmus card for yu Friskey!

MARY XMAS BRANDY!

2008-12-09T23:42:00.003-05:00

Heerz my secind xmas videoh prezint. Its for Brandy. If yor Brandy then that meenz its for yu. Happy Helldays Brandy!

If yor not Brandy yu can wawch it anyway cuz Im no fashist. But bee kind rewind.

And for yu nerds hoo wanna no, heez Chad Vader.

MARY XMUS ED!

2008-12-08T20:27:00.003-05:00

Hi evrybudy! Happy Helldays! Xmus iz cuming so frum now on Im gunna post festiv moovees. AND Ime gunna dedikate evree wun to sumwun nu. So now yu biches cant say I nevr got yu nuthin.

This wunz for yu Ed Miller.

BTW its The Creepshow duing a cuvr uv a Ramones song. I no stuff abowt stuff. Its a limitid edishun xmas rekerd. Yu can order it heer. I did. With Ed's credit card.

CUKEE MONSTR

2008-12-04T20:24:00.002-05:00

Cukee Monstr luks weerd. Maybee he ate Oscer the growch.

HAPY THANKSGIVNG

2008-11-29T09:43:00.002-05:00

I just fownd out its Thnksgiving. Heers a gud thanksgiving videoh.

SHARKBOY

2008-11-27T14:47:00.002-05:00

I keep throwing peenuts at the cumpyuter but he allwayz missez. Stoopid mouthhed.

SHARKBOY

2008-11-26T09:25:00.001-05:00

Reembr yestrdayz funny videoh? Maybee yor sad becuz yu wanted to wawch it agen tuday. Dont be sad beczu now yu can!

SHARKBOY

2008-11-25T00:03:00.002-05:00

Luk at the funny sharkboy! I wanna go tu hiz serkus and feed him fish to eet!

RICHARD CONDIE

2008-11-24T14:34:00.002-05:00

This cartoon wuz made by Richard Condie. He makes gud cartoonz! This wun starts weerd but stik wawching it cuz it gets reely funny.

EVRYDAY

2008-11-23T12:45:00.002-05:00

This gie Noah takes a foato uv himself evryday. If I did that it wuldnt chanje cuz Ime gud at continooitee. Heez still duing it! Yu can see AWL hiz pikchurs at hiz website.

MOOVEEMAYKING

2008-11-21T23:56:00.005-05:00

I make moovees too. But we yuze mor shots.

VOLTRON

2008-11-20T18:02:00.002-05:00

I like paynting too.

THIS WUNS FOR BRANDY

2008-11-19T10:31:00.009-05:00

My frend Brandy duznt like videohs abowt boobees becuz she thinks thare derty. So heers mor Lord uv the Ring. Its a lonn movie abowt retards hoo go to candy mownten to get a ring so the king can get marreed. But Willy Wonka duznt want them too so he makes lots uv Oompa Loompas to stop them.

BOOBIES

2008-11-18T11:55:00.002-05:00

Sum peepul got mad at me yestrday becuz theer wernt reel boobees in the boobee moovee. So ths wuns for yu go yu pervs.

BOOBEES

2008-11-17T19:15:00.002-05:00

This iz how sience werks.

LORD UV THE RINGS

2008-11-16T14:50:00.005-05:00

This week I wawched a movie cawled Lord uv the Rings Retern uv the King. Thats a long name for a movie but its a long movie. At the end the retarded kid got to go on a boat but they dont tell yu ware he went. But Today I fownd this movie I think its the sequle. Its a gud ending. The retarded kid luks happy.

PIRATE

2008-11-09T18:49:00.001-05:00

WELCUM BAK

2008-08-30T00:11:00.003-04:00

Hi evreebudy! I went on summer vacashun but now Im bak. Didju hav a gud summer? I did. My buddy Ed Miller sent me on an all xpenssiz pade trip. I dont no whut that meens but I got to go lots uv places but I dont no ware cuz I culdnt see. Ed put me in a box.

Anyway now that its fall time Im gunna put videohs up heer lots mor.

DOLL FACE

2008-06-12T09:43:00.002-04:00

Gurls sher hafta du a lot tu get redy. Im glad I dont ware makeup. This wuz made by Andrew Huang.

MARKET

2008-06-04T19:13:00.002-04:00

Clik to wawch tudayz videoh.

Miller & Mullet Productions's ajent Larry hired this gie tu doo our marketing. I dont no y we need sumwun tu go tu market for us cuz I like fud stors but Larry sez its importent. Sumtimez sumwun els gets tu be this luttle piggy. Thats life. Im a filosufer.

"Sumtimez sumwun els gets tu be this luttle piggy." -- Jean-Paul Mullet

CELL FONE EVIL

2008-06-02T18:28:00.003-04:00

Now yu no y Miller & Mullet Productions duznt yuze cell fones ... demons ar expesiv.

STALLING NOT CARL

2008-05-25T11:13:00.003-04:00

This wuz made by Johnny Kelly. It tells wy I dont post az menee videohs anymor.

MUPPETS HOO KILL

2008-05-23T09:59:00.003-04:00

Heers sum cummershals Jim Henson made bak wen they killd yu if yu didnt bie stuff.

2008-05-03T01:06:00.001-04:00

Wut the fuck?

DETH STAR CAFUTEERYA

2008-05-02T19:50:00.003-04:00

Eddie Izzard did standup jokes abowt Star Wars then this YuTube guy made a movie using plastic toyz that luk like peeple but arnt. I dont no how hiz toyz muve becuz mine never do unles I uze my handz.

ELVIS

2008-04-29T19:45:00.001-04:00

I like Elvis he haz gud leerics.

SEXY GURL

2008-04-26T09:37:00.006-04:00

Im in luv with her beecuz shes tawl and haz red hair. The only hair thats better than red hair is chanjing culor hair.

Id date her if her dad wuznt so fuckin crazy!

MCDONULDS

2008-04-25T19:08:00.001-04:00

Im sorry I been gawn so long but I wawched this and blacked out for allmost a munth.

LITTLE NEMO

2008-04-09T08:38:00.003-04:00

Ok so theerz this movie cawled Little Nemo that went thru sumthing like 10 YEERS of pre-productun hell. In 1984 Yoshifumi Kondo made this short test film.

I reemember wen Little Nemo wuz a newspaper movie by Winsor McCay. That wuz in 1905 beefor movies mooved. They still tawked but only if yu red them out lowd.

THE MEENING UV LIFE

2008-04-06T19:01:00.005-04:00

Heer John Lydon tells yu the meening uv life. Yu haf to click THIS LINK to see it cuz YooToob wuldnt let me put it heer.

MUNDAY BLOOS

2008-03-31T06:18:00.002-04:00

Happy Munday evrybudy!! Go to werk or lissen to the Look People. Yor choyse.

CABIN IN THE WOODS

2008-03-29T11:40:00.002-04:00

Heers a movie by Graham Annable. Im going for a hike. Remember to tern yor lites off tonite.

GEENYUS

2008-03-25T17:54:00.003-04:00

This iz a short movie cawld Time Piece. It wuz made by Jim Henson, wun uv the fuw peeple Id cawl a geenyus.

BEAR

2008-03-24T16:23:00.000-04:00

KID STUFF

2008-03-18T09:58:00.003-04:00

This iz a kidz show by They Might Be Giants. They make kidz songs that sownd like not-kidz songs and not-kidz songs that sownd like kidz songs. All ther songs ar gud!

WIZARD OF WOR

2008-03-16T19:34:00.001-04:00

This looks like a SCARY movie!!

BEFOR TALKIES

2008-03-15T17:06:00.001-04:00

Heers sum old movie frum befor talkies. Its called Star Wars.

KITTY

2008-03-12T18:37:00.003-04:00

Heers TOO movies for yu to wawch!! Theer abowt ohning a cat. If yuve ever ownd a cat then yu will no theez ar tru. I ownd a cat wunce. But that wuz over a hundred yeers ago.

YOOKULAYLEES

2008-03-11T21:19:00.002-04:00

Heers a nu wun frum The Bastard Fairies. Theers a lot of old peeple in it so yu gotta wawch it soon befor they die.

TELLER

2008-03-07T15:28:00.002-05:00

Teller vs the zombie hord! I wunder wuts in the can? I hope its peechez.

BASS WARS

2008-03-06T08:30:00.004-05:00

Heers wut Star Wars wuld luk like if Saul Bass did the werds part. Sum guy made this for skool. The song iz "Machine" by the Buddy Rich Band.

I wanna no wut Saul Bass wuld do with There Will Be Blood.

ILAND

2008-03-02T23:12:00.006-05:00

Im sorry I bin gong so long. I culdnt get to a compewter. Lemme make it up to yu. Heers a HAF HOUR long cartoon by Richard Williams.

REJECTED

2008-02-23T09:42:00.001-05:00

Heers a CLASSIC cartoon by Don Hertzfeldt!! Awl movies shuld be like this forever!

HEINO

2008-02-22T10:56:00.001-05:00

Heino! Schnell!

BUBBLES

2008-02-19T20:19:00.000-05:00

I wanna be an astronot too.

DOG FOOD

2008-02-18T14:37:00.003-05:00

Heers a funny luking movie by a David Hewlett. He wuz in Nothing.

STUDIO TOOR

2008-02-17T09:50:00.006-05:00

Fallow the link and wawch the Universal Studios Employee Video derected by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

The Miller & Mullet Productions offises need mor deer. Universal luks like a gud place to werk. I want the shark job.

MEN ON STICKS

2008-02-16T17:19:00.004-05:00

INDIANA JONES!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-02-15T17:35:00.002-05:00

INDIANA JONES!!!!!!!!!!!

VALINTINE

2008-02-14T18:30:00.003-05:00

Heer iz a gud movie by Don Hertzfeldt. Its abowt troo luv.

BASTARD FAIRIES

2008-02-12T22:08:00.010-05:00

Meet the The Bastard Fairies. Her name iz Yellow Thunder Woman. Yu can downlode there album on ther site and it dont cost nuthin. I meen it duz cost nuthin. I meen yu dont hafta pay!

SPUNJBOB

2008-02-11T09:26:00.000-05:00

Didjoo no the cast of Spongebob Squarepants wer in awl theez movies?! Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy must be old. This iz frum the Annie Awards saruhmony.

MOR BR'ER BEAR

2008-02-09T11:59:00.000-05:00

And now for the xciting cuncloojshun!! That wuz a funny story.

BR'ER BEAR

2008-02-06T21:34:00.000-05:00

Heers a fun seen frum the vary cawntroverseeal movie Song of the South. I like Br'er Bear.

CARS WEEK SUNDAY

2008-02-03T08:09:00.000-05:00

Thats enuf abowt cars. Go ride a bike.

CARS WEEK SATERDAY

2008-02-03T08:08:00.000-05:00

Wut do yu meen its not Saterday?

CARS WEEK FRYDAY

2008-02-01T20:58:00.000-05:00

Today it snowed and I got in a car axident. I wuz in the bakseet. Now I no wen yu drive yu haf to sit in the frunt seet.

This iz a funny music videoh abowt car axidents by The Raconteurs. The star is "Little Jack" Lawrence whoo iz also in my favrit band Blanche. Gess who else iz in this videoh? Paul Reubens!

CARS WEEK THURZDAY

2008-01-31T22:07:00.000-05:00

Heers Johnny Cash singing The General Lee. Thats the name uv the car in The Dukes of Hazzard. Hes singing abowt the car becuz he likes it. Not in a June Carter way just in a car way. I like it too.

CARS WEEK WENZDAY

2008-01-30T19:21:00.000-05:00

I got nuthin. Enjoy the movie commershul.

CARS WEEK TOOSDAY

2008-01-29T21:38:00.000-05:00

Theez 2 movies wer made in the 1960s by cartoon guys Chuck Menville and Len Janson. The Stop Look wun got nominated for an Oscar.

STOP, LOOK AND LISTEN

VICIOUS CYCLES

CARS WEEK MUNDAY

2008-01-28T03:59:00.001-05:00

Heers a movie abowt driving. Ward Kimball did the animashuns and a very yung Kurt Russell is the narrator. Happy munday morning evrybudy!!

DEAD

2008-01-25T07:07:00.000-05:00

I just fownd out yu cant come bak frum the land of Mr Hooper. I gess I went sumware else.

DEAD JOKER

2008-01-22T18:39:00.000-05:00

Poor Heath Ledger died today. The nooz sez it wuz frum pills but I dont no abowt that. Look how cold he gets when he duznt take them.

The buzz on the interweb iz he plays Joker reely gud. So in awner uv Mister Ledger, I now prezent a clip uv Heath Ledger as playing the Joker. Goodbye Heath. Ill see yu wen yu get back.

PETER & THE WOLF

2008-01-21T09:49:00.000-05:00

I hav a speshul treet for yu today! Peter & the Wolf dun with stop motion guys. Stop motion iz my favrit tipe uv movies. Enjoy!!

(Remember just cuz Im showing yu it heer duznt meen yu shuldnt bie the dvd wen it comes. Im going to.)

DEAR DIARY IM DEAD

2008-01-20T15:12:00.000-05:00

Im reeely luking forwerd mor to Diary of the Dead. It wuld be fun to enter the contest but Im too bizy making my funny dvd. Ill make a scary dvd later. And then yull cry til your eyes bleed.

NATURE CHALENGE

2008-01-19T08:56:00.000-05:00

Im taking David Suzuki's Nature Challenge. Im doing awsum becuz I awlways turn off the tap while brushing my teeth! AND I only brush my teeth wunce a week.

BLU-RAY

2008-01-18T08:37:00.000-05:00

Welcum back to me. I wuz werking and werk comes befor the interweb becuz Im a professunal.

Ed Miller showed me this. I dont know wut there talking abowt becuz theere speeking weerd and I cant reed fast. But Ed thot it wuz funny.

DRUM

2008-01-14T09:25:00.000-05:00

Andrew Currie showed me this. I wawnt a drum! Im 281 yeers old.

BUNEEZ

2008-01-13T08:37:00.000-05:00

I no yu dont wawnt to click on sum link. But I cant make the movies go heer so yu have to go whare the movie ar. Its worth it. There ar 7 short cartoons abowt buneez in jail. Wawch them in order. There funny.

SATERDAY NITE FUNNY?

2008-01-12T06:09:00.000-05:00

Go heer and wawch this funny videoh abowt punching peeple on the face beefor they eet. Its frum Saturday Night Live. Im serprized its funny. I stopped wawching SNL in the 90s. My favrit thing on SNL wuz the General Lee.

GOD

2008-01-11T09:41:00.000-05:00

Look! The Flying Spaghetti Monster!! Reemember to say yor wishes!

DAD

2008-01-10T21:32:00.000-05:00

Bub iz not my dad. My dad is Jean-Pierre. But Bub can be my dad now cuz my dad went to the land of Mr Hooper.

GREEN

2008-01-09T18:46:00.000-05:00

Dead squids make me sad. So Im going to becum an enviolinist. Wait, thats not rite. I meen an ecoventolist. I meen Im going green. Go wawch this funny videoh abowt the Green Team starring Will Ferrell.

SQUID

2008-01-08T07:38:00.000-05:00

Wow! Look a reel giant squid. Too bad she died. Thats sad. Whuts not sad iz we hav a squiddy thing in Issue 2 uv the Miller & Mullet comic book. Didjoo no we make comics? Go here to find out mor.

PARADE

2008-01-07T10:08:00.000-05:00

This iz whut a parade looks like. I saw it in a movie cawld Paprika. Wunce I wuz in a parade but it wuznt az fun az this wun. I had to push a weelbarrow.

NO ME

2008-01-06T08:57:00.000-05:00

This iz Klaus Nomi. He sings and dances gud. I wish he wuz still alive.

DR SNUGGLES

2008-01-05T10:43:00.000-05:00

Im sorry I didnt post yesterday. I wuz in thu flor. But look wut I fownd yu today. Douglas Adams writed this epesode!

BLANCHE

2008-01-03T23:00:00.000-05:00

My FAVRIT band iz Blanche. There frum Detroit too. Arnt they awsum! Yes they ar.

BABIES

2008-01-02T18:51:00.000-05:00

Miller told me this iz ware babies come frum.

HAPPY NU YEER!

2008-01-01T14:51:00.000-05:00

FCU

2007-12-31T08:46:00.000-05:00

This iz a funny movie. It wuz made by Pete and Brian. Therz a bathtub in it.

MUSIC VIDEOHS?!

2007-12-30T10:14:00.000-05:00

This iz neet! Didjoo no they make movies for songs? There cawld music videohs. I like them becuz I like songs AND movies. I want movies for my songs. Didjoo no I make songs? Yu can heer sum at www.myspace.com/jeanpaulmullet.

This videohs by David Bowie. I think hes been inside my brane. I hope he clozed the door.

SICK

2007-12-29T10:54:00.000-05:00

Im sick. I dont like peeches anymor.

FRIGHTENSTEIN

2007-12-28T23:55:00.000-05:00

I ate teh peeches.

This is a gud videoh frum The Hilarious House of Frightenstein. Its wun of my favrit shows. I like this clip beecuz I like dancing. Look at awl teh culers. Luk at my handz. Hello mongoose. Do YU wawnt peeches too?

GODZILLA

2007-12-27T23:48:00.000-05:00

I like cannd froots and vejtibles.

PEECHES!

2007-12-26T08:37:00.000-05:00

Miller came bak! I didnt get a seel. He sed he didnt no whut I wuz tawking abowt. He sed he bot a hors. Sumtimes Miller likes to buy horz and play cowboy. I hope he had a gud crismus. I didnt get my seel but Miller did bring me a can of peeches! I like peeches. This cans a gud wun too. It only leeks a little. Hooray!

MORE CRISMUS

2007-12-25T08:36:00.000-05:00

Miller's stil not bak. Hes sur taking a long time to find my seel. I no Im geting a seel becuz yesterday he tuk awl hour munee and went downtown to Jarvis street. He sed for wunce he had enuf munee to "seel the deel."

I fownd more gud crismus stories yu can wawch and reed. I hope yu like em too...

A WISH FOR WINGS THAT WORK by Berkeley Breathed
THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT by Mike Mignola & Guy Davis

AND heers my favrit wun. Marry Crismus frum yor pal Mullet!

CRISMUS!!!

2007-12-25T00:06:00.000-05:00

HAPPY CRISMUS EVRYBUDY!!!

I didnt get a seel but Miller's not bak frum teh stor yet.

STAR WARS

2007-12-24T10:54:00.000-05:00

This is a gud crismus speshul. I like Star Wars. Sumtimes Miller and me pretend weer in Star Wars. He gets to bee Han Solo. I play Skeletor.

Tomorrow is crismus. I hope I get a seel.

BALOON

2007-12-23T11:09:00.000-05:00

Cary Grant sur likes baloons. Baloons r ok I ges. I like planes better.

FOUTAISES

2007-12-22T09:03:00.000-05:00

This iz a reely gud movie made by Jean-Pierre Jeunet AND stars wun uv my favrit acters, Dominique Pinon.

My favrit thing is my stufft red dog named Red Dog. He haz a black noze like me. But his noze is reel and my noze iznt. Its just for show. Now yu no sumthing abowt me. My sister Miette sowed on Red Dog's noze when his ferst wun fell off. Now u no sumthin abowt Red Dog. I dont no anythin abowt yu.

If yu want to wawch the movie withowt the inglish werds, wawch this wun insted uv teh uther wun. Ok bye!

JAPAN

2007-12-21T12:52:00.000-05:00

This song wuz made by the Kuricorder Quartet. Masashi Sato made the videoh. Theyr Japan peeple. U can wawch the video even BIGGER on this place.

I like this videoh. Its makes me feel like a time travler. If I wuz a time travlr I wuld go to Awstrayla to see dingos.

CARTOONS

2007-12-20T08:06:00.000-05:00

This guy Makinita iz making a dvd. Im making a dvd too but I dont no how to make cartoons. I wawnt to make cartoons too.

BEAR

2007-12-19T15:33:00.000-05:00

This guy went to skool to lern cartoons. I dont thnk he liked his teecher cuz he sez this is awl he lerned.

This makes me think of wen Miller sent me to Humber College to lern videoh editing. Teh teechr luked like Miller's bruther and sownded like Harland Williams but he wuznt Miller's bruther or Harland Williams and he sukt.

OPRA

2007-12-18T23:13:00.000-05:00

Danny Kaye sings opra allmost as gud as me.